25Oct2008
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10 Things a Homeowners Association Won't Tell You
1.”We can’t wait to get our hands on YOUR MONEY — or even your home.”
2.”We’re more SECRETIVE than the CIA.”
3.”When in doubt, we SUE.”
4.”You won’t be able to SELL when you want.”
5.”We’re POORER than we look.”
6. “We make up the RULES as we go along.”
7.”We don’t want you at our MEETINGS.”
8.”We’re in OVER our heads.”
9.”We work for nothing, but we’re COMPENSATED in other ways.”
10.”We’re incredibly PETTY.”
I absolutely despise homeowners’ associations. They’re nothing but a bunch of power-hungry bullies.

