It’s snowing, so conservatives are again mocking Al Gore and climate change fears.
I wish that the worldwide scientific community would come out and explain to people why they’re willing to stake their reputations on research which indicates that climate change is real, because humorous jabs at our political enemies are merely a distraction from genuine debate and genuine solutions.
But even more than that, I wish that scientists would use their secret brain control rays to prove once and for all that these conservatives are actually cold-blooded, soulless lizard people in disguise.
Global warming is to blame for lizard people.
Come on, let’s be fair about this. Both the Left and the Right are doing the exact same thing: they’re using Snowmageddon to push their respective points of view. “All this snow disproves global warming!” “Global warming is causing all this snow!” Yawn.
The only thing Snowmageddon has done is make a few politicians, who in the past have blamed the lack of snow on anthropogenic global warming, look foolish. Does this snow storm say much about whether or not the planet is warming and whether humans are causing it? I don’t know. But what I do know is that the marriage of politics and science has made for a terrible and toxic pair. Everyone becomes an expert, everyone has an answer. And it seems everyone has an ulterior motive and vested interest in the AGW debate — especially those folks at the CRU and IPCC. You know, the so-called experts with a totally intact scientific reputation.
And, for the record, I will neither confirm nor deny whether I am a lizard person. That is classified government information.
